Monday, June 21, 2010

Loves that the whole store is basically leaking. Awesome.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Winter Kate

Oh, Nicole Richie. How I cherish you from all of your tomfoolery with Paris Hilton. Alas, that is something of the past and you have seemed to get knocked up twice and now a wife-to-be. You seem to have your life on track and have packed up your cooter-flashing ways and now dipping feet into the vast sea of fashion. While I'm sure what you have created is equally as cute as you are, apparently you didn't get the memo where you were.
I'll say the maxi is quite synonymous with your name, but were you aware you left your house in lingerie. Even the best of us could have been confused. Instead of imagining others in their underwear to loosen the nerves, she just took it to a whole new level and reversed the situation. Jokes on us, eh?
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Milan


Milan Fashion Week is underway and I want coverage now.  Just Cavalli is said and done and went overkill with patterns. Plaid, animal print, patterns, PATTERNS, PATTERNS. I really like when there is a mix of patterns, when done well. It really hurt my senses. On the plus side, the furs were pretty, but the more subtle ensembles worked it for me. I guess this is what we get from the king of animal prints.
Meanwhile, I’m eagerly awaiting the Prada show. The model line-up is kept under wraps, but it’s rumored that Doutzen, Alessandra, and possibly Miranda Kerr will all be in the show. Meanwhile, someone doesn’t know how to keep a secret. Answer after the cut.


Vogue Turker

Vogue Turkey premiered with it's very first issue.  Thankfully, they got it right.  Vogue Turkey seemed to read my mind as of late and fueled my craving for Jessica Stam.  Stammie is in the category of my top models and it seems as if I won't see her grace the runways unless she's in Paris or Milan which is beyond me.  At least Sasha P gave me face on the NYC runways.  Give me more, Stam, give me more. To see more photos from the exclusive issue, head on over to the source.
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Burberry Prorsum

Anyone want to buy me some coats?! Electric blue, please. No, seriously! I would sell myself on the street and cut off my left nut for one...hypothetically speaking, of course. This is what is expected from the company that pioneered and created gabardine. My one remaining ball and I will go swoon over the consistency and new ideas Burberry brings to the table. The studded bags, the lace dresses, the detail with the leather straps...heaven.

If anyone could get me those leather boots with sheepskin that Jeremy Young is wearing, that would be a dream too. If I could pull them off, I'd go for the the thigh-high leather boots.
What I'm trying to get at is that I adore Burberry and always will, even with Hermione taking over the helm from Agyness who took it from my beloved Kate.  I'm just going to suggest Lara Stone or even a little Karlie and Raquel. Get on it, Burberry.
Meanwhile, it's not live anymore, but below is the link to watch the show from London Fall 2010 RTW.
Watch the Burberry Runway Show Live Right Here, Right Now
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Welcome to Bitch-fest 2010

Rant #1:
You know what girls that really grind my gears? ~~**“A gIrl sHOuLd bE tWo ThiNgs: claSSy aNd faBULous." CoCO chAnEl**~~ I don't even think I need to explain the quote that could be found on many facebooks.  If you're one of them, I have no regrets. Por favor. Consider my eyes rolling. Those girls that claim they know fashion. I'm not claiming I know shit about anything, but come on. They love Chanel, Dolce&Gabbana and Versace. They even name their poor pets after them. You will later find that these are the only labels they really know and they probably couldn't even pick those who design for the labels out from a crowd. I'll tell you, Karl and Donatella would be easy targets with his white hair and her orange skin, and I think this task could even be solved by Snookie and "The Situation" from the Jersey Shore. These folks are not the brightest of the bulbs. I mean come on, "The Situation" struggled naming the four seasons, all of which he's lived through almost 27 times and counting. These two could fist pump their way through this where's Waldo mystery quicker than these girls...now, what were we talking about?
Rant #2:
What in the hell is this?! This shit gets bad.